Too Dumb for a Gun: Man Arrested for Bronx Hospital Shooting
Ok. How do I put this for best effect? A man who opened fire in a Bronx emergency room striking another was arrested last night about 12 hours after the incident. The suspect, Keber Martinez was charged with attempted murder, assault and weapons after he shot another waiting for medical treatment at Jacobi Hospital. Apparently, Martinez walked into the waiting room, recognized the victim and opened fire hitting him in the arm while dozens of medical staff, patient's and family members scattered. Cops remarked that catching the Mr. Martinez was like shooting fish in a barrel (no pun intended) as Mr. Martinez was not only videotaped in commission of the act but also HAD SIGNED IN USING HIS REAL NAME FOR TREATMENT OF ASTHMA! You really can't make this stuff up.